only if we run a train.
done.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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