I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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