Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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