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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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