Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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