fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She said her name was "party"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
