The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Enjoy the penises
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