I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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