Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
