Fine. I'll sleep in my office
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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