I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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