I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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