I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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