don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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