I'm drive I can fine osifer
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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