Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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