God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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