I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you win again, gameday.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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