well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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