Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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