Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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