Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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