There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
pray to the hookup gods
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