That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
