woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just want nice things and good sex
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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