she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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