zippers are such a cool invention
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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