I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Randomize
