how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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