You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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