i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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