Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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