: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Come see our sink grown plant.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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