I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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