We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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