Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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