I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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