Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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