im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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