What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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