and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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