He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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