oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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