David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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