Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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