Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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