Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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