Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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