i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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