i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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