Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I mean a good dj is a huge turn on

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?

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(443): View more from Maryland

i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!

(410): View more from Maryland

dude. im stealing that.

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(314): View more from Missouri

My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.

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