I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run