I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
