all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.