She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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