the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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