Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just had sex on a roof
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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