? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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